Welcome to the preshow! Things are getting interesting now. We have so much content coming up that is embargoed. We have so much not related to Robron coming up that sounds AMAZING (Moira. Baby. I’m looking at you.). Anything can happen now. Theory is still on the table (Just not the she is faking it one. That one is over.) and we have a lot to look forward to the future. One episode at a time.
Wish Ryan a happy birthday. Enjoy Danny’s interview. It will be a rough show, but Maxine wrote it so it will be ok. So….
On with the show!
“True drama requires an emotional connection, Brian.” Yes. That it does McCain ad. That it does.
Surge? Realy Robert? Where did you get that name from?
Great mother skills there Rebecca. *eye roll*
Finn and Lachlan. Matching outfits. *theme music plays*
Finn! TICK TOCK.. (love the gremlins reference)
LYDIA! MY LOVE. HOW ARE YOU. I MISSED YOU!
Oh lord, there is a fire! Almost fire. Does Lawrence light a barn on fire in two weeks? LMAO
LYDIA JUST TACKLED LAWRENCE!!!!!!! WHAT?!?! I LOVE THIS.
Lawrence is holding onto the brandy like a baby.
Awwww. They are bonding because Robert actually opened up.
Wow. This conversation between Lawrence and Robert is interesting. Very interesting. Thank you, Maxine. That was good.
Also. Robert. DON’T END UP LIKE LAWRENCE. THIS IS A WARNING SHOT.
“You won’t be laughing when I’m done with you.” Yes, I know. Evil Robert. It’s kind of hot though. *looks away* giggles. I think I know what is coming, so it’s not cool but interesting if I’m right.
Oh, My God. He actually made it look like he slept with Lawrence. My god Robert. He got naked and into bed with him!?!?! OMG.
FINN CAUGHT THEM?!?! Well, it was a setup and nothing happened which is interesting. I’m confident that maybe just maybe that was a call back to the ONS? MAYBE? *speculation*
What is the plan here Robert? I don’t even know. Blackmail. Right?
Well. He fell asleep on the couch. No sex. They more than likely kissed since Aaron won’t deny it. As long as I don’t have to see it. I’m good.
Dr. Creeper lives. *eye roll* They are trying WAY too hard with him. They are rushing things too.
Thanks, Liv. I love you. I’m just not happy with you right now.
Hey Liv! Enjoying that room Robert put together for you? Just saying. He cares. He does.
I knew Liv cared about Robert! Knew it.
No Liv. It’s not your fault. None of this is your fault.
“Getting a new bloke won’t fix that.” – TRUE Thank you, Aaron.
Aaron is going to therapy. GOOD. Aaron knows he is a shit parent. Good. He is. He can be an amazing parent he needs to have discipline.
The Thomas Family/King Family
Arthur is adorable. Laurel is adorable. I love this family so much. PROTECT THEM!
Laurel is doing so much to not think about Ashley. It’s sad. My grandma did the same thing after my grandfather died. Anything but sitting and thinking about her loss. I did that too.
Laurel. Honey. Let Gabby go. She will have your back. I promise. *evil eyebrow*
Laurel! *bubble wrap*
WTF? Jimmy is role-playing with Nicola. *OH MY GOD*
The Café Crew
Robert needs a friend that isn’t a terrible human being. He can only talk to her. It sucks. GIVE ROBERT A FRIEND. That isn’t that bitch. (sorry Rebecca fans.)
The Pub Crew
This date is lame. The doctor is lame. He is really trying too hard. I want him gone. NOW. *stamps foot*
The fact he took the doctor to the pub of all places hurts. That was their place. Where they lived. Where they became a family. Grrrrr.
ROBERT. HONEY. *BUBBLE WRAP* Might be time to take off your ring honey. Don’t do this to yourself.
FUCK YES ROBERT! “I HOPE MY HUSBAND MAKES YOU HAPPY!” YES. FUCK DR. CREEPY.
Aaron was soooo turned on by that. Also, Robert introducing himself? LOVE IT. Hot.
God this guy is creepy. I hate him. He is pushing so hard. “Aaron stands out.” I know he does but not for you. He is Roberts. Robert is Aarons. GET THE FUCK AWAY SHIPPER IRRITANT.
Also. Dr. Creepy doesn’t like Cars. Ew.
Aaron turned him down on even a second date. No kiss. No second date. I hope this is the end.
If Finn talks I will kill him myself. Seriously.
Snitches get stitches, Finn. Don’t forget that.
‘It’s Just Speculation!’
As per usual: Stay off the message boards, respect each other’s opinions, breathe, reboot and eat a Snickers. If you want to talk theory or the show come on over to my twitter and Tumblr @AmandaJ718
Until next time, see you around in Emmerdale!