It’s September?!?! What the hell? This year is flying by!
Seriously. Update the opening. I beg of you. It is so boring.
Using the bible to guilt your dad into letting your uncle back into your life? Super levels of guilt there kid.
HA. He just ate some foot cream. Wouldn’t that taste weird? Then again…yeah. He doesn’t know the difference right now.
Awwww. He looks good! Good job girls. Bernice and Kerry live for a makeover. *Clueless reference*
Oh god. Dan. He has an interview! Not cool dude! Ok, I don’t know the history well there but yeah. I don’t know anymore. I’m just reacting to nothing.
Dan’s pants don’t seem to fit him? He keeps picking them up.
Eric might be losing it a bit. He has assets to sell? What does he have to prove to anyone?
David and Tracy have money problems? I sense a new storyline.
Meanwhile, Robert traces Ronnie’s handwriting. I swear. I love him so much.
The White Family/Robert
Chrissie is back in the village. Exciting times.
Wearing yellow again I see.
Robert might be projecting a bit today. He is upset with the plan falling apart. Upset with himself. He is alone and has nothing. *Bubble wrap for Robert and Me*
Chrissie is moving back to Home Farm now that Eric is having a crisis? Again, the White Family is getting back together, and old problems come into play.
Rebecca is way too happy. She was running around weepy and asking everyone for advice, and now she is all happy and sunny and doesn’t have a care in the world? I don’t think a person worried about daddy would act this way. Even if he promised to stop drinking.
Didn’t Vic do this once? Hide under the desk to hear something. Yeah. Rebecca gets all the credit for running the business? What. Rebecca didn’t do anything. It was Robert. Whatever.
Justine and I are calling it now. Rebecca vs. Chrissie: Part 2 (Robert might just have to wait it out because the White family could kill each other)
Diane realized Robert is alive? Maybe if Robert changed his name to Andy Diane would remember he exists.
Shocking. Emma can’t keep her big mouth shut.
More Jack references. Come on show. Follow this through.
Diane. No. The baby is the worst thing to happen to him. Or the fact I’m convinced he doesn’t remember making it. (I will never forget the consent issue Emmerdale. NEVER.)
The Café Crew
Sarah. Lots of Sarah lately. I’m worried about her. She is adorable and deserves the world though. *hugs all around*
The Thomas Family
Nicola forcing a birthday party is cute.
I think the Thomas Family needs some fun for once. Also, we need some fun since Emmerdale has been misery central lately. It will only get worse, so I’m going to enjoy this stuff now.
The Thomas Family deserves the world. I adore all of them.
Nicola and I eat the same way. *wink*
The Pub Crew
The bump is gone again. *eye roll* Do I care anymore? No. Not really.
Also, I’m Team Eric. I fucking hate the White Family.
I don’t want you to leave for Leeds either. OH! LOVE IT. YES. Let the Dingles take it from the White Family. TEAM ERIC.
‘It’s Just Speculation!’
As per usual: Stay off the message boards, respect each other’s opinions, breathe, reboot and eat a Snickers. If you want to talk theory or the show come on over to my twitter and Tumblr @AmandaJ718
Until next time, see you around in Emmerdale!