Welcome to the preshow! Well, the next two weeks will be hell if one cares about Robert Sugden. As someone who does it will be hard to get through. I might be grouchy, or I might just hold back my feelings, so I don’t scare others. Either way, I’m going to enjoy Ryan Hawley’s acting and try and think happy Christmas thoughts. I believe Danny Miller will finally step up his game as well. Anytime a storyline finally gets interesting, juicy or he is working with Ryan, his acting gets a lot better. These two work best when bouncing off each other (dirty) and we are finally getting that again which excites me to no end.
So, with that said, let us grab some shots and get through this final push to the end.
Let’s crack on!
I WANT TO VISIT CORRIE! *Remembers I’m American.* DAMN.
Who gives a flying frack about the female plot device (Robron are infested with plot devices. They need to fumigate and quick)
Lydia is still better than everyone in this scene (minus Belle)
Gerry has to be better than this. Gerry be better than this! I can write a character study up on Gerry. I might too.
How come she is fine on Friday, but today she isn’t? *PLOT DEVICE SYNDROME STRIKES AGAIN*
Lachlan? Feels bad. BULLSHIT.
Oh. Let me guess. Lachlan texted Robert from Rebecca’s phone and Robert picked him up. NOT COOL.
Yes, Robert is evil. So evil. *eye roll* Fuck off bitch.
Oh. I WAS WRONG. WTF GERRY WTF.
NOT COOL. SO NOT FUCKING COOL. Gerry is on my shit list now. What does that do for you, Gerry? Seriously. I had faith in you, Gerry. Now I don’t trust you anymore.
So, let me get this straight. Gerry managed to get the baby into a pram with EVERYONE in the house? COME THE FRACK ON EMMERDALE. THIS IS STUPID. SO STUPID NOW.
*bubble wraps Robert for the next month* You deserve better Robert. You do. I wish you had someone that cares for you right now. Someone in your corner. You have no one. *crying*
I love how her car works now. *eye roll* I hate the bitch. Have a problem with that? Get the fuck off my blog. This is a Rebecca hater zone. I hate on her because she is the worst character I’ve ever seen in soaps. I hate her so much. I hate how I let her get under my skin.
Oy. Emily. Seriously. Acting lessons. You need them, babe.
Oh goodie. The “Whites Blame Robert for Their Problems” portion of the episode. *Hangs myself* I fucking hate this. I’m going to be overdramatic and totally protective over Robert so if you hate Robert….keep moving. I will delete your mean comments. *BUBBLE WRAPS ME AND ROBERT*
“All I want is to be a good father to my son.” – Robert *Those fuckers will take that away from him because they can*
How often do we have to hear this? Robert is the only one who apologized this whole fucking time. Rebecca has done nothing. Robert has suffered and lost the most for his one mistake. One he was way too drunk to consent to. It pisses me off still. I WANT TO BREAK THINGS. IN PUBLIC THOUGH.
WHAT? ROBERT DIDN’T CAUSE THAT SHIT. GET THE FUCK BACK CHRISSIE. BACK.
The ham. THE HAM. Louise is usually better than this. Ryan was the only one who did well and even then…he looked checked out.
David’s Grocery (outside)
Some Charity and Debbie. Always good to see.
Tom is moving to Home Farm soon. *sings and dances* *does the chicken dance*
Why is everyone lying for this child? She should be proud of her mother regardless. Who is Dee Dee’s dad? Anyone know?
Diane cares more about Dee Dee than Robert. *adds her to list*
The Café Crew
Bob is fancy. *lightly snorts*
BOB. PLEASE GO BIG. PLEASE. *dirty thoughts*
Someone hide Rodney’s bolero tie. Please. I beg of you.
50 Shades of Tom/Debbie
Does anyone notice that when Debbie is with Tom in the penthouse, she wears leather? WE GET IT SHOW. 50 Shades isn’t something good to emulate. Just…let’s move this along.
Bernice/Dee Dee World Tour/Salon
This storyline is stupid. That’s all.
Lydia is the best. That is all. She deserves that money.
‘It’s Just Speculation!’
As per usual: Stay off the message boards, respect each other’s opinions, breathe, reboot and eat a Snickers. If you want to talk theory or the show come on over to my twitter and Tumblr @AmandaJ718
Until next time, see you around in Emmerdale!