Welcome to the preshow. I’m tired. I’m tired of a lot of things, but since I’m talking about Emmerdale, I’ll limit it to the topic at hand. I’m tired of this story now. I want it to move faster because I’m just tired. I’m impatient, and I’m tired. Usually, when this type of story shows up in a US soap, mini stories are going on to soften the blow a bit. This is just misery for Robert every freaking week leading up to Christmas. That’s not a good time for me. Yes, I know, blah blah blah. Robert deserves it. Blah blah blah. There is paying for your actions, and then there is overkill.
We are in overkill now.
Whatever. I’m in a very negative mood, and I’m trying to pull myself out of this funk. Does alcohol help? I can do that. I can take a few shots! No, that doesn’t sound healthy. Maybe I should go for a really long drive. Suggestions to get out of my ‘tired’ funk? *Bueller? Bueller?*
Let’s crack on, shall we?
“Is Robert’s secret out?” – No shit its out. Geez. Without it the story would just sit there like spoiled milk. Let’s move this thing along already.
Yes. It’s always Roberts fault. That will be on The White’s gravestones. *eye roll*
Yeah. Family of the year. Why are they still here?
Rebecca. He is here for SJ. Not your skanky ass. Back off. I can’t wait till that bitch leaves. She ruins everything.
Why did she run into the room? I’m confused? Did I miss something? Yeah, that’s Kath. Here comes ‘poor Rebecca’ shit. If you are looking for that,…you won’t find it here. Bitch had it coming. She is no victim.
Let me get this straight. She can’t do invoices on her own, but she can read through spreadsheets and numbers to figure out Rug Tree Bonds was fake. Didn’t she claim to do due diligence? We spent a few episodes covering it. Lots of fighting about it with Chrissie too.
Shrug. Rebecca is a stupid bitch. What can I tell all of you?
Look how quickly the ‘we’ went out the window. Anyone who uses a child as a weapon is an asshole, and I think Rebecca is about to do that.
Feeling numb. He has been numb. I knew this. Everyone with a brain knows this. Does this have to be spelled out for the GA? They can’t be this dumb…can they? Well…
DID THIS BITCH JUST SLAP HIM? OH FUCK NO. You don’t get to hit. People tell me Roberts abusive? FUCK NO. I’m getting more evidence these days that Rebecca is. Mentally and physically. You never hit! NEVER.
They have Robert begging now? To her? FUCK THAT. That bitch deserves nothing.
“As far as I am concerned, you are not this boys father and you will never be.” – Rebecca
I’m….hmmmmmm……..I’m………….I need to post this before I really go off.
I’m enjoying the little Coira moments. It’s nice. A breath of fresh air.
“It’s our house. The three of us.”
Yeah. Dogs, no matter how cute, shouldn’t be hanging out at the grocery store.
Oh…hey…what happened to Franks whole story? Is it over? Did I miss it? I blinked, and I missed it I guess.
Today on Emmerdale: Frank gets a dog. Amanda takes a nap. *New at 7pm!*
Pete is in full-blown mourning mode? Hiding something? Feeling sorry for himself?
Seriously. Leyla is a better human than me. I wouldn’t be nice to Pete at all. I’m not a nice person I guess. To survive these days being nice gets you nowhere.
I could never pull off those earnings. I think Leyla looks like Audrey Hepburn. I wonder if she has a family connection or just got lucky in the genetics pool.
Aaron seems to be staring at SJ at lot lately.
Yeah. That wasn’t that flirty but Aaron making a joke about the mink was cute. I guess. I’m sorry. Aaron kissing Dr. Creepy is ruining this for me.
Thanks for the rehash of the scrapyard scene. We get it. WE GET IT.
Also, I love Aaron but when he gets all preachy, I roll my eyes. Saint you are not Aaron. Giving advice is fine but don’t get all high and mighty. You have done things too. Bad things. I know this will get me hate but my review my thoughts. Deal with it.
Debbie/50 Shades of Tom/New House
He bought her things. Debbie won’t like that. It’s about her kids and how she can take care of them herself. The thought was nice, but it wasn’t needed. If he knew Debbie, he wouldn’t have done that.
“I don’t care what you want.” – Debbie to Tom
Still better than Dross. *shrug*
She has been sleeping with you. I think she likes you. I mean…come on.
Oh. Sarah. Honey. It’s ok.
This is where you see the difference in quality. Natalie can act. Emily just yells and blinks a lot and expects the audience to fall at her feet. NOPE. You need talent sweetheart.
Oh no. Not Lachlan. *falls asleep*
‘It’s Just Speculation!
As per usual: Stay off the message boards, respect each other’s opinions, breathe, reboot and eat a Snickers. If you want to talk theory or the show come on over to my twitter and Tumblr @AmandaJ718
Until next time, see you around in Emmerdale!