Emmerdale Live and Organized – March 13, 2018

Welcome back to Emmerdale Live and Organized! In case you haven’t been here before here is what happens. I watch the episode and write down my thoughts as it comes to me in an organized fashion. It’s like a live look inside my brain while watching Emmerdale. Not as crazy as it sounds. Unless you want it to be. *wink*

Alright, there is no housework to go over so let’s crack on!

 Hillarys? You used a jazz version of ‘LoveFool’ by The Cardigans in your commercial. WHY? That song is an earworm no matter what.

The Thomas Family

Gabby. You don’t know what crisis means. You will soon.

How does one graduate from alcohol to drugging people? That’s a leap. A huge leap. For Liv it’s a leap. Gabby….maybe not such a leap?

Keepers Cottage

No. She is a basket case. Give Seb to Robert and Aaron full time. The baby should be the number one priority. *repeats over and over again*

  1. Hey Lachlan. Nice of you to show up in the plot. ITS ABOUT TIME. Victoria and Robert shouldn’t be the only ones dealing with this. Time for you to step up for your aunt.

Good. So people won’t bitch that Robert “stole” Seb now she gave them the choice to take him.  Yes, people have been saying that. COME HOME SEB. THE MILL AWAITS YOU!

Is Lily eating her own hand? All I see is hand in mouth and germs. *snort* I’m not getting out of this what I should be…right?

This sounds like a goodbye speech to me. A classic soap goodbye speech. Full of ‘I wills…’ and ‘It will be betters…” That’s a goodbye.

The B&B

Eric and Faith deserve a chance.  Val was awesome, but she is gone now.

I love how everyone is talking to Tracy and trying to help her. Its very sweet how protective the village is of her.

Um…Tracy and Gerry? What do you think about them being together? Just saying. I want Gerry to be loved. That’s all I ask. I like Gerry.

Bernice’s Beauty Salon

I can’t break dance either Kerry. We can be laughed at together.

Daz finally talking to Bernice about Gabby. It took him long enough.

The Cricket House


If Aaron or Robert hear about you doing drugs you are a dead woman.

GIN! Ew. I don’t like gin but at sixteen I would have HATED gin. Its not an easy drink. That is the hard stuff. Welcome to Amanda States the Obvious. Sit down. Have a drink. NOT GIN.

HEY! Liv isn’t the problem Bernice! HEY! HHHHEEEEYYY! How dare Bernice say that.

The Pub Crew

Oh god.  Zak changed the drink on them.  So, the stronger drink. The drugs. Lisa is in soooo much trouble. *angry face at Liv and Gabby. More Gabby than Liv.*

I see Lachlan is feeling guilty. That guilt should send him on a tailspin into his own storyline with Rebecca. Go on. Let’s start to wrap this story up now. Its time.

I ship Gerry and Tracy. COME AT ME BRO. *people come at me. NOT SO FAST!*

We are doing what is best for the baby. Exactly.

Vanessa is in trouble now too. GABBY! LIV! *shakes fist*

OH MY GOD. We are getting the talk. THE TALK! I LOVE IT. YAY ROBRON! Aaron suggests Seb moves in! I LOVE IT.

“Have I told you how amazing you are?” – Robert to Aaron *THE ROBRON IS STRONG AND TRUE* *bows down*

Everyone is talking about Tracy and her breakup and its actually kind of sweet in a way. Also, Doug and a stripper. Let that populate your brain for life. Also, Doug has a bottle on his head.

All I want is a drink too. For many reasons and none are related to the show. That is a first.

SCREW YOU DAZ. You have NO RIGHT to talk about Liv like that. NO. RIGHT.

LIV DOES PUT THE DRUGS INTO THE DRINK. FRACK. I thought it was Gabby and Liv was along for the ride. CRAP ON A CRACKER.


The camera work has been great this year. I really love how the show is trying to elevate itself. Its great. Good for you Emmerdale camera people. I know the real name I just can’t remember it right now. This mise-en-scene is strong with this show and I love it.

Oh god. Everyone is tied to this story.  WOW. Interesting. Liv. Gabby. The pub. Lachlan. Vanessa. This is wide-reaching and very interesting to me. Good for you show. GOOD FOR YOU. I actually mean it. This show did good.

Oh Vanessa does remember them being there with the bag open. They are defending their actions. GUYS. You are making it worse for yourselves. Liv and Gabby. Seriously.

The Barton’s

Moses is a cutie.

The makeup is weird again.  Its not on the beard or under the beard? I’m confused by that. I blame Mike and not the makeup crew for this. Whatever is happening with his beard is Mikes issue.

The Bartons need to join forces. There aren’t many of you left on the show. Like McCains says…FAMILY! *repeating sponsor slogans now…low point? You decide!*



Simon is screwed there. Joe will show him the will of Graham on his ass. *snort*

Joe looks like a five-year-old playing adult games.

Yes. Please. Make some tea. Its illegal not to have tea at an interrogation.

Ah. The truth is out. Now what will Joe do with it? Something gross is my guess.

I think Joe will use this against Debbie. Blackmail? I’m behind on spoilers so I have no idea if I’m right or not.

ACTION JOE now comes with Minion. This is what happens when you don’t bring Graham!

The Vet Office

CALM DOWN PADDY. I know he is allowed to be angry but not this angry. WOW. History being used. Good for you show.

Damn Liv and Gabby. LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE.

The Hospital

Lisa is in a lot of trouble LIV. Seriously. You are in trouble. You and Gabby.


‘It’s Just Speculation!’

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