Happy Thursday! Here is a question. Is the guy hanging out with the sheep supposed to be Paddy? Answer below. I’m seriously wondering now.
Ross looks barely beat up. Robert got more of a beating from Cain back in the day.
“My daddy’s dead” – Ross is a daddy’s boy?
Yeah, he does. Most of their relationship was off camera. SO, I guess so? Whatever. Don’t care.
Moira is going to cut a bitch and that bitch is Finn.
Mike Parr can’t sing. Nice to know.
KILL HIM CAIN. KILL HIM!
Coira scenes! Its been forever. Even if they are sad. YES. IT WOULD BE A PROBLEM. Moira still loves Cain. *dances around the room*
Oh, Moira. Honey. *hugs*
He cares about you, Harriet. DUH.
OH. Moira. HONEY! *BIGGER HUG*
Right we are back to this part.
Yeah, you will end up alone this year with Adam leaving.
Oh, Thanks Bernice for the plot wrap up? What is going on there?
I enjoy Faith. Please stay Faith and stay awesome.
Oh god. Diane is talking to everyone but Doug.
Well, Harriet is ok. For now.
Well, technically, Robert had nothing to do with the stabbing, but I’m sure the show won’t see it like that.
Here is a thought Finn. WHY DID YOU GUYS DECIDE TO TAKE OTHER PEOPLES DRUGS? Fuck you.
That is true. No matter who did it (husband) it is rape. That fact doesn’t change.
I want to give Rhona a big bear hug and some hot chocolate.
Oh no. Vanessa doesn’t look credible. Crap. Oh god. Pierce is getting away with it. NO.
Time to kill Pierce.
We saw the rape happen. Rhona…don’t think you have to back out. PLEASE DON’T. PLEASE.
You two are making things worse, but your hearts are in the right place. I can’t fault you.
I thought she wanted to do it alone. Why does she want to talk to him now? I’m confused. Then again, this whole storyline is bullshit so what’s the point in caring.
The plot device speaks, and we all have to care. *makes inappropriate gesture*
Not everyone acts or thinks like Chrissie you stupid plot device!
A BIT OF HONESTY MIGHT BE NICE? SERIOUSLY?!?.
Getting him on the birth certificate early? Right, I don’t trust her at all. NOT AT ALL.
Of course, he wants to be part of the baby’s life. He is so scared of losing the love of his life he won’t tell him the truth. They NEED TO TALK. JESUS. JUST TALK ALREADY YOU IDIOTS. *BANGS HEAD AGAINST COMPUTER*
Attic Characters Dance Class
Good for you Doug! Kick some ass take some names!
Please soap gods let Faith and Doug date and make Diane jealous for treating him like crap.
Drama at the dance class! Come on show. Just let us have some fun.
I adore Faith so much. Dance baby dance!
OH NO. Faith is going to kill Doug somehow. With her magic! *twist!*
My bright spot is Faith and Doug. I adore them. Faith is touching his butt. *giggle*
GO FAITH! GO FOR IT DOUG! DO IT! *giggles*
BERNICE! I’M DYING OVER HERE.
Oh. Poor Doug. Let him have some fun. If Diane can on the ship so can Doug.
“I read books!” – Bernice gets the quote of the day. *golf claps*
Hey, Bernice, can you go visit the Mill. Talk to two idiots that live there?
EEK. Do you know why Pete can’t seem to sleep with you, Leyla? HEARTBURN.
Leyla…my lovely Leyla. YOU ARE NOT THE PROBLEM!
WOAH. Leyla! WOW. Damn.
“Sexy voice!” Oh, Leyla. I love you with all my heart. I deserve so much better right now.
Pete. YOU ARE THE WORST HUMAN EVER. Pete earned that vomit.
Hey! It’s an episode of “My Two Dads!”
Why is this Roberts fault, Ross? He didn’t make you do anything.
By the way, when Lawrence dies the plot device gets a lot of money. Ross needs money. Just saying. Something is coming.
‘It’s Just Speculation!’
As usual, I heed my warning: DON’T GO ONTO THE MESSAGE BOARDS! It will only spread stupid rumors and cause you unneeded misery!
I won’t be able to watch live on Friday but a review will be available later during the weekend.
What do you think? Tell me below or tweet me @AmandaJ718. Until next time, see you around in Emmerdale!