Welcome to Tuesday! Another hour long episode. What is up with the two-hour long episode days? Is there soccer on its way to take some days away from us soon? Tell me below because I can’t figure it out. Anyway, back to Emmerdale!
Takes a deep breath. *WHEW* Let’s GET THIS OVER WITH! I might swear. Just a warning. Hour long episodes take it out of me.
Warning: SWEARING AHEAD
*Grabs the bubble wrap* Come here, Rhona. I got you!
Screw you, Pierce. Bleh. Where is my knife?!?
Oh god. Who cares if you are wearing lipstick or not! I wouldn’t let it affect my decision.
Leo. My love. Adorable bumblebee boy.
I love the way they edited the two against each other. How differently Rhona and Pierce get ready for the trial. Interesting. Very interesting. Love it.
(I have to say that the actor who plays Pierce is great. Amazing.)
YES! The tape is kicked out of court! Thank god!
She wore the lipstick. Good for you Rhona.
Lisa and Paddy holding hands. *awwww*
OH GOD. Rhona! Honey. *cries with her*
THE KISS DOESN’T MATTER! THE DRUGS DON’T MATTER.
Zoe Henry Everyone! AMAZING RIGHT?
Are they trying to redeem him before ruining Lachlan?
Also, Lisa is a strong woman. *high five*
Video Games or the girl of your dreams? Lachlan? Choose Wisely.
The Café Crew
I just saw a hidden Robert! In the café! I almost missed him. *Extra Special Bubble Wrap with Butterflies on it* Let’s go honey. You are going to need this.
Charity. Shut up. He asked about Liv. *heart eyes* Charity stop projecting onto Robert. Not the time for that crap.
Shut up Victoria. It takes two to tango honey. Rebecca hasn’t apologized to anyone. Dumb cow. Rebecca. Not Victoria.
What is it? Beat up on Robert day? Seriously. Back the fuck up.
The Pub Crew
*breathe* I’m so upset to see Robert look like that. Poor baby! He is in pain, you idiots! HELP HIM.
STILL NO BUMP. WHAT THE FUCK. She keeps eating so she has a damn food baby! I look more pregnant than her and I have a food baby. All the time.
Also, yellow. The dumb cow is in yellow. YELLOW. LEATHER PANTS! *sorry…that is for next week.*
WOAH! Robert said what I was thinking about Victoria. Yeah, laugh you assholes. God, I hate Rebecca with every fiber of my body.
They will team up now? Yay? *SNORE*
Why would you tell Charity anything, Megan? COME ON NOW.
Robert/The Mill/The Slapper/Charity/Victoria
Shut the fuck up Victoria. IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO. She opened her legs. Didn’t happen by osmosis!
“I Can’t Get No Satisfaction”
OH NO. The MUG!
Is there a reason why this show hates Robert so much? I want him to take a lot of people down right now.
Wow. Are they laughing at him? WOW. I’m not into this at all. FUCK CHARITY AND VICTORIA.
Well. For the dumb cow to find Robert, she would have to go to the Mill. I DON’T LIKE THAT AT ALL.
Oh good. The slapper is here. WHEN DID YOU TAKE ANY BLAME. WHERE THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN.
NO BUMP! WHAT THE FUCK!?!
No. Good job show. Are we supposed to like the slapper now? NO THANKS.
Leave you slag. No one wants you here. You have some nerve coming back to the mill.
This conversation is all about Aaron. You are nothing. Your appearance in this episode made it worse.
So. UM…I really hate Rebecca or Plot Device. I’m not going to really hide that anymore. Anyone got a problem with that? They can unfollow. Thanks.
‘It’s Just Speculation!’
What do you think? Tell me below or shoot over a tweet @AmandaJ718!
As usual, ignore the message boards. Be good to each other. Breathe. Reboot. Eat a Snickers.
Until next time, see you around in Emmerdale!