Welcome to the preshow. Yesterday, I talked about something positive about the show and fandom since things are just negative and argumentative around here. I’m going to try and find something positive again.
I love how the show is trying to right itself. No soap is perfect. Lots of mistakes are made in very limited time but the show is trying to fix its mistakes. The White Family wasn’t working? Time to bring in a family that does. Right now, it’s just Joseph Tate but that leaves the door open for other Tates to come and visit now. Fresh blood makes a soap run better. The engine has been squeaking and now we have some oil. Some Tate oil. Some nice history building Tate oil. This metaphor is beautifully mixed and I’m ok with that. I’m beginning to think this wasn’t a metaphor but I’m not feeling well, and everyone will accept that.
Anyway, if you can think of anything positive to say about fandom or the show leave me a message in my inbox on Tumblr or on my blog!
Let’s crack on! Hour-long episode. Let’s do this!
This show needs a new opening. I’m sick of this one. GIVE ME FLOATING HEADS OR GIVE ME DEATH! (Cake or death?)
Joe. Get the hell away from Lisa. Light of my life Lisa.
Joe? Lisa will frack you up. I hope she does too.
“It’s a shame you had to grow up.” – Lisa *nice line*
Guys. As much as I love Joe…DON’T TRUST HIM.
OH MY GOD. It was a plan! HE WAS GOING TO HAVE EVERYONE AT THE PARTY AND HE WAS GOING TO KNOCK DOWN WISHING WELL?!?! FUCK.
OH GOD. The kids. THE KIDS.
WOW. That’s a good shot. Scary as hell. LOVE IT.
OH GOD. NO. COME ON GUYS. You didn’t feel that?!?!
OH MY GOD. NO. THE KIDS! WISHING WELL. WHAT THE EVER LOVING FRACK?!?!
Eric. Want to call someone?!?! NOW.
Graham saves the day! Damn. SUPER HERO GRAHAM!
Is Graham the new James Bond? DAMN. I am all types of attracted right now. *winks at him* *he ignores me* *I go back to the basement*
Graham is here kids! YOU WILL BE SAFE. I hope. Eek.
ARE THE PIGS OK?!?!
I love how Sam is like, “WHAT DID THE KIDS DO?!?!” *HA. They are Dingles*
Graham is amazing. Lets all bow down to Graham.
I assume the pigs are ok.
Oh Lisa. *BIG SAD FACE*
The Pub Crew
Why does everyone act like Lydia isn’t awesome? SHE IS AWESOME. BACK THE FRACK OFF.
Ears burning Moira? *makes eyes*
Well, you have nothing to feel bad about Moira. This is all on Cain this time.
Samson and Noah. A pair to watch.
Faith looks beautiful! Also, Eric. STFU. You ruined that relationship.
KNEW IT! DAVID IS UP TO SOMETHING. What did you do?!?!
Yeah. You didn’t stand a chance. I love you Harriet but COME ON. Its Coira. They are just messy and no one…
OH CRAP. MOIRA. NO.
Oh boy. Harriet is imploding. I’m actually happy about this. Harriet imploding gives the writers something to write about. A look at Harriet beyond the cloth or her time as a cop.
The Café Crew
Sure Nicola. You are totally in your 20s. I’m really ten years old parading as a 30-year-old. *wink*
Oh. We are inviting everyone! THIS SHOULD BE FUN. *evil smile*
“You ever feel so excited you feel sick?” – Paddy *All the time*
IT’S THE JOE TOUR. THE TOUR OF JOE. Everyone is getting a shake or two. That sounded dirty. I’m ok with that.
Tracy and Joe? ANYONE ELSE?!?! Trajoe? Joetra? I sincerely think David and Tracy are going to implode this year. Just my speculation. No facts to back it up.
“Party pants!” – Kerry
Who is he talking to anyway? It’s the third time that has happened and we know its not Graham.
What have you done David?!?! That look. THAT LOOK. Tracy and David are cute. I will always love their cute.
“Nibbles and Champers” – Kerry *I’m calling it that from now on*
Knew it. He did something with Leyla. KNEW IT.
Tracy looks lovely! Worried and lovely.
Tap dance David. Do the tap dance with Tracy. *eek*
Leyla and David ahoy.
LOOK AT BOB! *SNORT*
Oh no. Its not a lads night? Jesse! Oh no.
“Yes Miss Grant.” – Bob *HE HE HE*
Paddy has a ton of glee at Marlons situation. Poor Marlon. He hasn’t gotten any in so long.
Are they watching WWE? *BIG SNORT* *I’m a fan of the Bella Twins. I wish I had their looks and their business sense. Also, I want John Cena. ANYWAY*
MARLON! NO. STOP IT. STOOOOPPPP ITTT.
“They say wrestling is fake?” – Bob *Oh Bob*
Jesse? Are you giving us some backstory there? Awwwww. Poor Marlon. Jesse! Awwww. *sad face*
Home Farm aka THE TOUR OF JOE
Home Farm looks better already! Amazing what a resident change can do.
Stop saying Magic Rod. Please. Stop. My dreams will be saying ‘Magic Rod’ and I will cry.
Lisa has her fancy sweater on! I love that color on her.
Love that shot of Graham watching from beyond.
Lisa is done with Joe’s crap. I love when Lisa tells off people. Sunshine. Light of my life.
No one heard a building falling in this small village? Maybe? PLOT?!?!
Dan and Kerry. They are adorable. DON’T TOUCH THEM SHOW.
Go away Magic Rod. Oh my god. THEY BOOKED THE WRONG GUY!
BOING BOING BOING! BOOOOIINNNNGGG. *I’m laughing because I’m crying over Wishing Well*
Oh boy. Get out of there Kerry. ABORT THE TRACY AND DAVID CONVO.
Oh. David. Shut up.
Wo are the other people at this party?
Really? You can’t believe this Debbie? REALLY. REEALLLY.
Debbie and The Dingles are going to come for you Joe. BIG TIME. WOW.
Who cares about Harriet, Moira. Seriously. Let Harriet say what she needs to say. You two have been through worse.
Are we not going to address the beating a few weeks ago? No. Ok. Cool. Add it to the wrench event of things we don’t think about.
‘It’s Just Speculation!’
As per usual: Stay off the message boards, respect each other’s opinions, breathe, reboot and eat a Snickers. If you want to talk theory or the show come on over to my Tumblr @amandaj718. Appreciate what I write? Buy me a cup of coffee by clicking the button in the bar above! Until next time, see you all around Emmerdale!