Welcome to the preshow. I know things seem bad. Things are confusing. I’m still positive, and I’m still here. I still love the show, and I love Robert. I love/like Aaron. Liv. What’s a Liv?
All I want now is Robert to get out of this destructive cycle. Stand up. Dust himself off. Start to get better for himself. Mentally and physically. I need Robert to start treating himself with respect and love. That is what I want to see now. Robert. Happy. Healthy. Ring off. That’s right. I think its time for the ring to come off. Time to let Aaron go and figure out what he wants. Robert gets to do that too. He can’t take the blame for everything forever. They both must move on now.
Don’t worry. All roads lead back to Robert ( a reference to the reveal episode). They just need to move on do what they have to do to realize what they both need and want is each other. Its just time for a break. A clean one until it’s not so clean anymore.
Is it Christmas yet?
Let’s crack on!
The first half of this episode feels like a meat cleaver was taken to it in editing. No? Also, I feel like I’m on something watching this. It is cutting away so quickly.
Also, Robron is always around in spirit. ALWAYS. It’s fascinating.
The Wishing Well
Are they sleeping outside? What? What is happening?
I guess they already kicked them out? That was quick. I’m very confused. OH. It’s a protest of sorts. Belle was inside. Hmmm.
Also, I think Zak is going to be sick very soon.
I really like Eric and Faith. Oh boy. I think they have a running clock on them. Especially after she finds out his part in this golf course stuff.
I wonder if Adam takes the money later on. Like that line is setting something up for later. Hmmm…ADAM BETTER NOT SET UP ROBERT FOR SOMETHING. I WILL FIND HIM IF THE PULLS THAT SHIT.
OH MY GOD. FAITH. *LAUGHS MY ASS OFF*
Faith telling Eric so calmly she never wants to see him again? OUCH, MY HEART.
Liar Liar Pants on Fire Leyla.
Also, BABY WATCH. We have big jackets now. When does the purse come out?
Oh. Is Alicia in Portugal?
Alicia mention. I have her mentioned in a bunch of places. Is someone coming home to fill in for Leyla?
Dead in the Water Vadam has no house. Point and laugh at them *HA HA HA HA*
Moira looks better. That’s good!
Nothing is ever gone for good with a computer guys.
WELL MY HEART IS BROKEN AGAIN. THANKS, EMMERDALE. *MIDDLE FINGERS ALL AROUND*
Oh. Faith. Want some bubble wrap? *sad face*
OH. David and Tracy are on the warpath. I think that is what the Press Center spoilers meant. David and Tracy are on the warpath.
The Café Crew
“…as long as it hot and wet.” – Sam *Lydia is a lucky girl*
Rhona is going nuts trying to forget she loves Paddy. Geez.
The love lives of the children of the village. I’VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY CHILDREN IN ONE ROOM. This is exciting.
TOO MANY CHARACTERS. Can’t keep up!
Jessie and Marlon. AWWWWWWWWW.
“Do you need any sugar or are you sweet enough?” – Marlon *You are so freaking cute*
Pete is now drinking in the café. Ok then.
Oh, look. An almost fight between two tiny footed men. *snore*
Do you two have anywhere else to have this convo? OH RIGHT. You have no house because Adam is leaving soon. *POINT AND LAUGH*
“You will always be my problem!” – Jacob *I’ve said this to my mom before, and we both couldn’t stop laughing*
Paddy. Seriously. SERIOUSLY. *gives middle finger*
Rhona. Think about it. Is Paddy worth this? *Spoiler alert: No*
Jessie flirting with Marlon. *I SHIP IT*
Time to sit Jacob down and explain that this storyline is just…weird. Also, Leyla needs to take a pregnant pause! *wink* *HA*
Pete. You don’t have a leg to stand on right now. So, you take several seats. *Sit Pete Sit. Good dog*
PETE! YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE.
Jacob has a point. Really has a point. Maybe Tracy and David aren’t that strong, and they need to work on things to get stronger.
Another Alicia mention. Dude. Is Alicia coming back?
Emmerdale’s answer to Bonnie and Clyde.
Faith is the best. Pass it on.
Eric laughing with Faith warms my heart.
“Built for speed, me.” – Faith *AWWWWW*
Well, Faith is turned on by this. *snort*
ERIC GOT THE EMAILS. GO ERIC.
OH MY GOD. I LOVE FAITH WITH ALL MY HEART. YOU WIN THIS EPISODE.
ERIC…RUN….RUUUUNNNN. Oh crap.
He is a politician. So, he can’t be trusted.
OH CRAP. OH NO. FAITH HEARD ALL OF THAT!!! NOOOOO!
Oh. Faith and Eric are done. *SAD FACE* *NOOO*
“Flipping hell!” – We all know what you wanted to say. *wink*
Oh. Throwing the phone made things better?
The School Play
Oh wow. We are making fun of the Dingle cousin loving? *creeped out*
So, let me get this straight. Paddy and Chas playing Mary and Joseph? *Snorts*
Jessie is the best. Pass it on.
I’m with you, Rhona. Drink up. Those two are annoying.
Oh. OH NO. RHONA. RHHHOONNA. OH GOD NO. SO NOT THE TIME FOR THIS.
Oh, Marlon. Nice legs. *wink*
Well. Chas. No reason to be jealous. You have Paddy. What are you worried about? *side eye*
You two are fighting over Paddy. THINK IT THROUGH PEOPLE.
Chas is getting on my nerves now.
Sam standing up for his kid. CUTE.
Marlon’s legs. Damn. *LAUGHS*
Oh god. This is the best play in the history of plays.
The kids playing along with whatever is going on here. Also, why does an angel have a beard?
GOD I’M DYING OF LAUGHTER RIGHT NOW.
“Have you heard from Ross?” *Yeah…I heard he lost something…*
OH. I think Emma is going to haunt your ass, Pete.
Pete? Ross is off doing a play. He will be back soon.
‘It’s Just Speculation!’
On the fourth day of hell week, my Happy Robron Place gave to me…
As per usual: Stay off the message boards, respect each other’s opinions, breathe, reboot and eat a Snickers. If you want to talk theory or the show come on over to my twitter and Tumblr @AmandaJ718
Until next time, see you around in Emmerdale!