Welcome to the preshow. Let me say this now. I hate Doctor Alex. I hate his fucking guts. I think all of this is rushed and feels like a stab to my stomach. Before everyone starts explaining things to me. I KNOW. This is required to show that Aaron wants and needs Robert blah blah blah. I know. I still don’t have to fucking like it. I hate this. I hate how Robert will be hurt badly. AGAIN….I don’t need to hear that Robert hurt Aaron badly blah blah blah. I KNOW. Two wrongs totally make a right in fandom. Anyway, DOESN’T MEAN I HAVE TO LIKE IT. No one is wrong here, but I don’t fucking like it.
Amanda get to the point.
I will…give me a minute.
What am I getting at here? I’m struggling to even watch today’s episode. I’m really struggling with whether I will watch the boxing day episode. I don’t want to write this review. I’d rather watch something that makes me happy, but I started this, and I have to see it through. Writing reviews. I hate myself for starting this. I’m not happy. I hate this. I hate every fucking part of this. I don’t have to like it. Nor do I have to agree with fandom.
Here is where I stand.
Aaron isn’t happy. Aaron is being pushed and is pushing himself to sleep with someone and move on. It’s not funny. It’s not cute. I think its pathetic and sad. I feel sorry for Aaron that he is being forced to do this. I feel sorry that he is forcing himself to do this. I know people in fandom claim Aaron isn’t forcing himself, but I actually have eyes, and I’m not clouded by Awwwron logic. He is going to shake the hand of someone he sleeps with in three show days time. THAT’S FUCKING FAST AND I FIND THAT WEIRD. I don’t find it charming. I don’t find the doctor charming. I think he is a fucking creeper.
So, that is a warning that I will not be nice to the doctor and you might have to move on if you like him. This review is not for you. I’m not too happy with Liv either so…you might want to move along if you like her too. I won’t be kind.
I also might not be writing much in this review. I might find reasons to go get some coffee, do dishes or other things if I’m stuck watching this fucker on my screen.
Alright. Let’s get this shit show on the road.
WARNING: I SOUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON ALL THROUGH THIS REVIEW. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. SERIOUSLY. I SOUND LIKE THE CRAZIEST PERSON IN HISTORY OF ALL TIME OF SOAP OPERA WATCHING. I’M NOT RATIONAL. I’M OFF MY ROCKER. I’M SORRY. TEAM ROBRON FOREVER.
Adam. That’s not helping. I know why you are upset but chill. CHILL.
God, I hate this. I feel a bit bad for Adam. He didn’t do it. LET THE IDIOT OUT. Please.
The way Moira said, “I killed Emma Barton” cracked me up. I loved it. Like she was ordering coffee or something.
Cain loves Moira so much. It’s beautiful to see.
Moira is telling all, and they don’t believe her. *SNORT*
Adam has a choice now. He knows he didn’t do it, but he won’t let his mother take the fall either. He is in an impossible place.
Well, Adam is going to jail. Yup. There it is. A cell. *sad face*
I know I was talking shit about Adam for weeks, but this is depressing. *WE NEED A BUBBLE WRAP BLANKET STAT*
GREAT TRANSITION. GOOD FOR YOU SHOW.
You will forgive him, Moira. You will.
“Trust me” – Cain
Cain has no chill which is weird for him. Usually, he’s good with the chill in situations like this.
Moira is different.
CAIN. She is going to FUCK YOU UP. As she should. This is getting creepy now.
Liv. Shut the fuck up.
So, he will go Christmas shopping with Alex but get all annoyed when shopping with Robert. *eye roll*
Again. AARON IS BEING PUSHED LEFT AND RIGHT.
Yeah, Aaron seems into it. He sleeps with him soon? Seriously? *creeped out*
Yeah. Such great chemistry. *eye roll*
THE MORE THIS FUCKER PUSHES AARON THE MORE UNCOMFORTABLE I GET. THIS IS BRINGING UP SOME MEMORIES I PUSHED BACK FOR A REASON. I DON’T LIKE IT.
I couldn’t watch the kissing. I HATE SEEING AARON KISS ANYONE ELSE. SAME WITH ROBERT. ITS ALL WRONG. SO FREAKING WRONG.
Oh, Aaron. *OPEN BUBBLE WRAP BLANKET* You are allowed in only with Robert. Just saying. *wink*
The Café Crew
Bob. Hey. You should tell the truth now.
I’m convinced Laurel will say something in the end. Her conscience will come into play.
Brenda keeps breaking stuff. Is that just anger or are they building to something there?
This is what happens when people say the twins don’t exist. They show up everywhere. *HA*
Harriet seems to be all over the place lately. Which is interesting, to say the least.
Well, let’s be fair Victoria. You were acting crazy. I’d yell at you too.
The Pub Crew
Charity and Vanessa. I want to like them. I do. I need more scenes of flirting and time together. GIVE ME MORE OF THEM SO I CAN DECIDE SHOW!
Chas. Keep it in your pants. Geez.
Pushing. PUSHING. PUUUUUSSSSHHHHINNNG. I fucking hate this. FUCK THIS.
There is no chemistry. That handshake cracked me up because it was just…lame. This character is lame. Aaron is lame because he is attached to this crap. Like how Robert gets brought down by being attached to The Whites. RELEASE THE ROBRON. RELEASE THEM FROM THIS HORROR. *quietly…release me*
Yes. He is a doctor. He is a vanilla wafer of annoying.
Is it just me or does this guy only want to fuck Aaron and not actually get to know him? A look, another fucking strike against this fucker. I hate this guy. He had to push FIVE times to get him back to the mill. THAT IS CREEPY AS FUCK.
Maybe that’s my main problem. I hate being pushed into things I’m not ready for or want to do and that makes me anxious. So when I see Aaron being pushed around by everyone, I get anxious on his behalf. I HAVE SO MANY ISSUES PEOPLE. I’M A DAMN MESS.
Vanessa and Charity kind of made me laugh. Ok. I’ll get on the Vanessa and Charity train. Let’s see where this goes.
Oh. Wow. Charity. That was cruel to say to Vanessa. I know Charity is guarded but damn. DAMN. Vanessa saw something there with you, and you just made it a joke.
The Soup Kitchen
LYDIA. LYDIA IS HERE TO SAVE THE EPISODE! PRAISE LYDIA.
I AM EVEN EXCITED FOR BERNICE, BOB, AND DAZ!
OMG, THIS IS SO FUCKING SAD.
‘It’s Just Speculation!’
As per usual: Stay off the message boards, respect each other’s opinions, breathe, reboot and eat a Snickers. If you want to talk theory or the show come on over to my twitter and Tumblr @AmandaJ718
Until next time, see you around in Emmerdale!