Welcome to the pre-show! I don’t have anything to say today. I’m kind of feel like I’m a broken record telling people to hold on and it’s going to be ok. Everyone knows it out there, but they let people who love to make the fandom burn and be miserable take over their lives. Guys. It will be ok. I swear. It will be ok. It’s okay to hate the story. It’s okay to hate how we got here. However, we can’t hate the level of acting Ryan has shown us throughout this story. It has been amazing so far, and I know there is more amazing to come. So, make sure you wish him a Happy Third Anniversary on your favorite social media platforms!
So, that’s about it. Let’s crack on.
Victoria. That isn’t your baby. Back the frack off!
Benji does sound like a dog. BECAUSE IT IS.
YES. YOU SHOULD BACK OFF. Oh…this explains why she runs back to Rebecca. She needs to be around a baby. Doesn’t matter who the mother is. Got it. This is all about Victoria. OH…so many theories just popped up.
FAITH! “I used to have a crush on Isaac Hayes!” HA. Love it.
Baby Isaac is officially named.
Moira does care. She does. She is just a mess of emotions.
I see Holly is framed in all those shots. Very good show. Very good.
Moira. Honey. You need help. Seriously. You need help. I mean this in the nicest way possible. You aren’t well. It’s not your fault but you aren’t well.
I love the friendship between Faith and Moira. They are family now. *warm heart*
OH Moira! Honey! No! You aren’t to blame for Holly or Baby Isaac.
Moira. *BUBBLE WRAP HER*
Natalie has been amazing. *THROWS ALL THE AWARDS AT HER*
“We might need an alternative vicar though.” – Faith *HA*
Oh god. Social services are going to show up. Crap. CRAP ON A CRACKER.
“My sister is a catch!” – Awww Tracy. Cutie.
Robert being comfortable with his sexuality is my jam…man. He has come so far!
Jimmy has a Tumblr! Does that mean…Emmerdale has a Tumblr too? Are they…watching? *gets paranoid*
Robert is right. That is what Vanessa needs to do. She needs to experiment and find what makes her happiest.
Whenever Robert is away from any of the Whites, he becomes human. He fits into the village so well too. More proof that the Whites hold him back. Hold him back to that past that he can be better than and he should want to be better. I think that is where we are heading here. Exciting times ahead my friends.
The Pub Crew
I hate that Adam gets to do whatever he wants and everything works out in his favor. Something is coming for those two. Vadam is dead in the water guys.
Yes, Adam. Name a baby. *ADAM THEORY FOREVER*
No. Victoria is a pushy bitch lately. It’s getting on my nerves. So much. Something big is coming for her.
Vadam is dead in the water. Why the adoption talk? WHEN DID YOU WORK THROUGH ANYTHING? You just decided to leave it all in the past. We know that doesn’t work. Robert and Aaron can tell you that.
Charity is terrible right now. It’s not funny either. It’s getting annoying and pissing me off.
OH GOD. ROBERT! HONEY. *PETS HIS HEAD. BUBBLE WRAPS HIM* LIGHTS UP HIS WORLD?!?! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! BE LESS ROBERT? *cries in the corner*
The Barton Brothers
Oh. Thanks Debbie for showing up a million years later. I know she has an excuse but…BOO!
I find Ross boring when he is in ‘mourning’ mode. That’s just me though.
I think Debbie was with Tom and she feels guilty, hence the excuses.
The Bartons keep having connecting scenes but only when the baby is involved. *THEORY FOREVER*
Moira. He is just crying. Maybe if you held him for longer than a second, he would stop! It will be ok. Oh god. My heart. *BUBBLE WRAPS MOIRA AND BABY ISAAC*
That baby is the cutest thing! *waves at the baby through the computer*
Oh no. Child services will get involved. Crap on a cracker.
The Café Crew
Oh hey. Tom give Debbie flowers. Nice. I guess. I guess we will see more of Tom? Maybe? Please. TAKE OVER HOME FARM TOM.
‘It’s Just Speculation!
As per usual: Stay off the message boards, respect each other’s opinions, breathe, reboot and eat a Snickers. If you want to talk theory or the show come on over to my twitter and Tumblr @AmandaJ718
Until next time, see you around in Emmerdale!