Welcome to the preshow! For the American readers, Happy MLK Day! I hope you ignored anything coming out of the White House and appreciated this day and did some good for the community. Now, let’s move onto the show.
I’m excited for this week. We get a breather from the White Family drama and we move back into the Dingle family drama of the week. I love where the show is going, and I still think, compared to other soaps, Emmerdale is on a good track. It started out 2018 really strong, and I hope they keep it up.
Alright, that is what I call a preshow where I have nothing to talk about because everything is so up in the air. If you want me talk about anything, please leave me a message on my Tumblr or on the blog. I do have a few mini-theories brewing about Joseph Tate and what could happen, but it’s not developed yet. Give it time. Just give it time.
Let’s crack on!
I want the scarecrow adverts they had back in the day. I just found them, and I adore them. GET ON THAT SHOW! Advertisers. Yeah. Anyway…
All the Bartons are working for Moira now. I’m sure Emma LOVES that wherever she is. *snort*
The Café Crew
Bob. Shut up. You are so obvious.
Also, poor Laurel. She is just…lost.
Is it just me or is Cain more into Isaac than Kyle? Where is Kyle?
I see we switched out doctors again? I guess? *shrug* *interchangeable doctors ahoy!*
Gerry is too good of a friend. Lachlan is a terrible friend. WAIT. Is Lachlan living at The Mill?!?! FUCK NO.
He only wants to pull the plug, Gerry. Get with the program! *snaps fingers*
Awwwww! Ryan looks a lot more comfortable with Lily now. Adorable. Baby Seb and Robert! *heart eyes*
OH. OH. You asshole Lachlan. You are dead to me now. You have the nerve to go after Robert? After you killed your family? OH. IT’S ON NOW. *ROBERT SUGDEN PROTECTION SQUAD ACTIVATED*
I don’t think Adam is dead.
Why would Ross be upset about a dead Adam?
Oh. He asked about Victoria? HMMMM. Ross and Victoria sitting in a tree…
The Bartons have lost a ton of family. Isaac is a Dingle. Hannah is the last of Moria’s children, and she won’t show up anytime soon. Wow. The Bartons are a mess of a family.
I hate seeing Moira so upset after she finally found somewhat of her footing. *sad face*
Knew it. They need Adam alive to appear later on.
Eh. You shot Robert in cold blood. I think you want a few people dead. Let’s not erase what Ross has done either show. Just saying.
OH. Ok then. Thanks for the confession Moira. I mean…seriously. Stop. Talking. By the end of the month, everyone will know. It will be a village secret they keep till everyone dies. Then it will be passed down from generation to generation as a legend story. Tell the story. Print the legend.
GEEZ. This is a message to people who claim Ross is better than Robert. Robert wouldn’t push and hurt a woman like that. Ross has shot someone in cold blood. I mean…I MEAN…KNOCK THE WHO IS BETTER CRAP OFF NOW. Contest over.
If Cain were there, Ross wouldn’t be breathing right now.
STOP MAKING MOIRA SAD. I don’t care about Emma anymore. Let’s move on. Geez.
Welcome to parenthood Robert. *claps*
Good for you Seb. I hate that shirt too. Also, thank you for spitting up since we need more naked Ryan in our lives and on our screens.
I mean, I wouldn’t want to be away from a shirtless Robert either. *wink*
Robert doesn’t feel he is enough for Seb. Which breaks my heart because Robert is enough. He is enough for Seb.
I mean, that was adorable until Victoria came in barking orders. Vic, he can only do so much while he feels like crap. I get she is trying to help though. Robert needs to sleep.
It’s all empty. THANK FREAKING GOD.
I have no sympathy for Lachlan. Thomas is still a great actor though.
Yeah, that picture looks real warm. Looks like they just met in that picture. Press photo perhaps?
The whole act Lachlan is pulling is just annoying me now. He caused the crash. Plain and simple. He was planning on doing that even if Robert didn’t show up so…I don’t buy it. *angry face*
Aaron wouldn’t want you there. I DON’T WANT YOU THERE.
The Pub Crew
Robert won’t sleep. That worries me.
OH GOD. DAMN IT, BELLE. THE VOICEMAIL!!!
So, what was the freaking point of that! Get your damn phone fixed Lachlan. WE NEED IT AS EVIDENCE.
Sigh. I hate this soap trope.
‘It’s Just Speculation!’
(Me about Joesph Tate)
As per usual: Stay off the message boards, respect each other’s opinions, breathe, reboot and eat a Snickers. If you want to talk theory or the show come on over to my Tumblr @amandaj718. Appreciate what I write? Buy me a cup of coffee by clicking the button in the bar above!
Until next time, see you around in Emmerdale!