Hi! Welcome to the preshow! I don’t have much to say. Still actively looking for that Christmas spirit. I went on Twitter for a second and felt my heart break into a thousand pieces (not show related…real life related) and ran off again. Again, I really want to talk to my favorites, but I need to find a way to do this without having to be on twitter.
It’s a mental health thing at this point. I’m trying to get it together these days. Stop eating so much. Stop living on the internet. Start working out more. The usual. I’m making my New Years Resolution List early.
Anyway, is anyone else interested in those mistletoe boxers on Robert? JUST SAYING. *points at Aaron* *In another life he would love those*
Anyway, let’s crack on!
Gerry, Bob, and Gary love triangle? WHAT?!?! *Why am I down for that?* *Who is Gary* *Tom’s real name?!?!* *DUN DUN DUUUUNN*
The Café Crew
“Have you seen Bobs Warm Mince Pies?” *Laurel has* *Snort*
Laurel. Oh god. Brenda is aware.
Laurel lied easily. Huh. Interesting. *raises an eyebrow*
I’m kind of into Laurel/Bob. *Haters to the left!*
“Keep your wig on!” *I’m sorry everyone is on their marks today. I’m dying of laughter*
Fur coat man is back.
“If it’s not the money, health it must be sex. TRUTH. Those are human main food groups. Is Money ok? Is my Health ok? Am I getting laid? *shrug*
Oh. Brenda. *feels bad*
Bob. It will get out that its Laurel. The truth always comes out in the end on a soap and in real life too.
I like that “Bob,” and “Brenda” are getting a lot to work with. Spread their wings a bit. Love it.
Bob lies easily. *eyebrow raise*
That or he has been cheating on her for awhile with different people, and Laurel is the last in a long line? Nah. I think it was just Laurel.
*OPENS BUBBLE WRAP BLANKET* Come on in Brenda. We got you.
“You haven’t said sorry.” – Brenda *Interesting distinction*
HEY BOB. IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO. WHY does EVERYONE forget THIS?!?!
The Police Station
Adam sucks at interviews. This won’t end well for him. At all.
Wow. Using family history against Adam. I get it but…wow. Cruel much?
Adam going down for this. *dun dun duuunnn*
Diane running up to Bernice and Bernice hiding her stuff cracked me up. Don’t ask me why. It’s so funny to me. *snort*
She lost some receipt.
“You are sarcastic and overbearing.” – Bernice to Diane *Huh. Interesting*
DOUG! *LAUGHS* *I’ll Look!*
I see Cain, Aaron and Victoria are meeting about Adam. Where is Robert? RIGHT. Everyone doesn’t care about Robert and his breakdown, so Robert wouldn’t be here either. *remembers something told to me* *smiles*
The Thomas House
Lydia and Sandy. *A GIFT FROM THE GODS*
Is Bernice buying her gifts?!?! To lessen her guilt?
The Pub Crew
Marlon is getting his colon flushed out? Good to know. *snort*
Charity mocking Ross makes me smile. Everything in this episode is making me smile.
Victoria is going to be full blown “Team Adam” when I think she needs to let him fly loose in the wind for awhile. As payback for all the crap, he did to her. *BITTER PRINCESS AT YOUR SERVICE*
Gabby made me laugh. Good for you.
OH. THE GIRLS ARE TELLING HER EVERYTHING.
Lydia! *OPENS BUBBLE WRAP BLANKET*
“It’s fake!” “Just like you!” – DAMN LYDIA *THAT’S MY GIRL*
Jacobs Fold Crew
Sarah has attached to Tom already. That will be bad when it explodes. It will explode.
The tower thing Tom is holding is crappy popcorn. I’ve gotten them before form relatives that don’t know what to get me. It’s the thought that counts but eh. It’s gross.
Is sherry their code word for sex?
Debbie. You are going to bring your family down by accident…aren’t you?
Nicola running from Diane. *SNORT*
I still don’t know why she lied to her daughter. Like, I wouldn’t care if my mom was a millionaire. I would just want my mom.
Lydia…THE AWESOME PERSON.
‘It’s Just Speculation!’
As per usual: Stay off the message boards, respect each other’s opinions, breathe, reboot and eat a Snickers. If you want to talk theory or the show come on over to my twitter and Tumblr @AmandaJ718
Until next time, see you around in Emmerdale!