Emmerdale Live and Organized – December 5, 2017

Welcome to the preshow. I had a minor freak-out because I was tired this morning but now I’m back from sleeping, and I have feelings. God no. There is a lot I want to give my opinion on so I might be working on another ‘Devil’s Advocate’ piece (Lie. I wrote it already). I’m sure all of you are so excited about this. Please. PLEASE. PUT THE PITCHFORKS DOWN. Geez. So, yeah. One thing I am here to say. This is all filler because they have three weeks to fill before the Christmas episode. The pacing has been so off on this story, so here we are.

Another thing. I’m hard on Aaron and Robert because I love these characters. So, to the people who claim I’m being way too hard and hate either one, you don’t get it. I love them, so I am harder on them than say…Megan or Frank.

This applies to Liv and Chas too. People seem upset that I’m so mean to them because I love them. I know they are better than how they are being written right now. I guess…I’m disappointed in them. I see what they are doing and why they are doing it but man…they are being assholes about it.

This doesn’t apply to any of The Whites. I hate them. They all can choke and die for all I care. It’s time for the writers to use the eraser and backspace button on this family. Same goes for Dr. Alex. He is annoying, and he brings down every scene he is in. He is shipper irritant to the max.

OH, let me ask this. Is it Christmas yet?

Ok! Let’s crack on!

David’s Grocery

Turkey or Goose David. TURKEY OR GOOSE! *SNORT*

Who is the turkey? Who is the Goose? Turkey is Leyla. Goose is Tracy?

Oh. A lot of blood but not much left behind on David’s pretty face.

Which boyband are you in David? You are too pretty for Nsync. I’ll go with Justine’s answer and say 98 degrees. *wink*

Leyla keeps saying “I love you” and David is losing his shit. I can’t stop laughing. Is it just me or is the writing feeling unnatural? OH RIGHT. Sharon Marshall episode. Shitty writing. Continue along.

OH NO! Tracy heard David say, ‘I love you’ to Leyla! *DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNN*

“COME OUT AND FACE ME!” – Tracy *kids come in* “MERRY CHRISTMAS!” *SNORT*

Where is Pryia? During all of this. Pryia wreaked Pete and Leyla. Not Leyla is almost wreaking David/Tracy. What is going on? Is there a rhyme or reason here?

Tracy. HONEY. *BUBBLE WRAP* *SHARES IT*

Oh. Is “Leyla” on maternity leave already?

The Café Crew

Nor is it the third date. Liv. Go away.

Liv. Fuck you. This isn’t for you to tell Robert. That is on Aaron. Aaron be a fucking parent already! Liv is going to get worse if someone doesn’t tell her to back off.

Um. Sashay away? Homophobic much Liv?

Sit up straighter Aaron. Robert still has that effect on you? *wink*

Awwww. Jai must let the dog go! *SAD FACE* *FOREVER HOME! * Go hang with the Dingles little one.

“Big Gesture.” – I don’t think that will work David. Not this time.

Rhona. Kick her ass and take names. You can do it, girl! *TEAM RHONA*

Oh, look. Dr. Creeper. *BLAH BLAH BLAH* *Side Eyes Aaron*

OH MY GOD. ROBERTS FACE. *HEART BROKEN* *ALL THE BUBBLE WRAP*

“Are you still in love with him?” – Dr. Creeper *Aaron kisses him*

YEAH AARON YOU AREN’T IN LOVE WITH ROBERT SUGDEN. *side eye* *MAJOR SIDE EYE*

Yeah, no passion either.

The Pub Crew

Rhona and I have the same level of anger.

Paddy. Chas. Knock it off in front of Rona please. I’m convinced that Paddy will cheat on Chas with Rhona in the new year. Just my gut feeling. Let Chas get her just desserts.

Tracy is back at it. Elf Tracy Rocks!

No Tracy. This isn’t on you. This is all crazy Leyla/David stuff.

God. This whole conversation is getting me mad. The Tracy one.

Wishing Well

“Is that what I am to you? Nonsense?” – Lisa to Zak

“CPO. Must have been a Star Wars fan who wrote that!” – Sam *Sam is me*

Yes. There are memories. Good. Bad. Dingle memories. I understand everyones point of view in this fight. This is interesting.

This is very topical. Good for Emmerdale for highlighting this conversation right now.

Is it just me or does everyone love Lisa in this family over Zak? *SNORT*

LOOK! That kiss hurt Alfie. *OH…I went too far with that one*

‘It’s Just Speculation!’

On the second day of hell week my Happy Robron Place gave to me…

Originally posted by maritaleane

As per usual: Stay off the message boards, respect each other’s opinions, breathe, reboot and eat a Snickers. If you want to talk theory or the show come on over to my twitter and Tumblr @AmandaJ718

Until next time, see you around in Emmerdale!

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