Welcome to the pre-show! Happy Halloween! I am currently watching the movie ‘Halloween’ while wearing Cat Ears and my ‘This is my Cat Costume’ shirt. I may or may not be taste testing the candy (hint: I am).
I’ve been thinking about what true horrors could have awaited our villagers in Emmerdale. What did my twisted bran come up with?
Top 6 Emmerdale Horrors
Robert actually in love with Lawrence?
Aaron sleeping with Dr. Creepy?
Liv denying her own feelings?
NO POINT OR TWIST?
Thank god that will never happen! (What? I don’t hear anything when Rebecca speaks. She sounds like the adults in the Peanuts cartoons to me.) DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE TRUE HORROR STORY OF EMMERDALE IS?
NO. GOATS. IN. EMMERDALE.
Whew. Thank god that won’t happen though.
(Sassy kicking Goat is Sassy and kicking)
Let’s crack on, shall we? *unwraps candy* *fandom slaps the candy out of my hand*
That outfit. No. NO. Free People wouldn’t go that Bohemian.
LYDIA! The light of my life.
Oh. Now Rebecca cares about her. Before she was mocking her. Sure. Bitch.
“Is it really that repulsive?” – Lawrence YES. Yes, it is. Stop it then. Stop me from laughing and cringing off the bed.
Lots of death references. Just saying.
Oh ok. I was about to ask if he was drugging him. Yes. Drug him. Stop him from telling anyone this.
This baby shower is all wrong. It’s in the kitchen. Kerry and Tracy are the only ones who showed up for free stuff. Also, the weirdest people are here. VICTORIA DIDN’T EVEN SHOW UP!?!?! WTF?!?! *LAUGHS* By the way, I think Kerry and Tracy are awesome. Too awesome for her or that family.
Rebecca. You are a snob. Lydia tried so hard to be nice. I’d be happy if anyone would care enough to throw me any type of party.
Why are you filming this Lachlan? Oh wow. Roberts’ eyes are a popping. Then again, my eyes would too if I was hearing someone plot the murder of someone. I’m shocked they didn’t have Lachlan mention that he should have finished the job a year ago.
Get the phone from Lachlan! He randomly filmed it. Robert…lets not push the sicko too far!
God. Robert is really hot right now.
Ryans hair. I LOVE IT ALL WINDSWEPT.
I’d like to point out that Robert gets messier and messier lately. Not with his actions but with his clothes.
OH GOD. NOT GOOD. NOT GOOD. ABORT ROBERT. ABORT.
The Thomas Family/Bernice
Arthur is a zombie! Nice!
Gabby. GABBY. Stop acting like you did something wrong. *looks around nervously*
So, is everyone being forced to go? Makes more sense now. Rebecca doesn’t have friends. She isn’t likable enough to have interesting enemies…other than Robert.
I love the talk about weird vs. eccentric talk. Poor vs. Rich.
This Chas and Paddy thing. Eh. EH. She is trying too hard. Ew. Stop.
The Sharma Family
Jai. Please. Spend time with Eliza. She needs you right now. It’s ok.
Um…some random person. Ok then.
Oh. He is from the support group.
Oh hey,…little plot where Jai just comes around. Awesome? I’m confused, but I’ll go with it.
Bernice’s Beauty Shop
Oh Kerry! That outfit is hilarious. OH GOD. Pete looks entertained by this though so its ok.
Oh god. Pete thinks Gabby is up to something. Isn’t she too obvious though? Maybe she slapped her and Laurel pushed? I still think Laurel slapped and then Emma fell by accident. That’s my official stance.
Liv. YOUR FRIEND IS IN TROUBLE.
OH. Drinking again. When are were getting back to that? SHOW? SHOOOOWWW? I love and worry about Liv.
Gabby. Honey. Time to talk. TIME TO TALK. Before Pete gets to you. Please. What did you do?
“Sorry for what I did to you.” With flowers? EEK. Creepy.
‘It’s Just Speculation!
As per usual: Stay off the message boards, respect each other’s opinions, breathe, reboot and eat a Snickers. If you want to talk theory or the show come on over to my twitter and Tumblr @AmandaJ718
Until next time, see you around in Emmerdale!