Welcome to the preshow. In case anyone doesn’t know where I stand on the newly leaked Soap life spoilers.
I love Robert Jacob Sugden. That is all. Also, GOATS!
Anyway, lets crack on shall we?
The Pub Crew
Oh. Hey. Its Vanessa and Charity. *Jury is still out for me on them*
Paddy keeps seeing things. That kind of cracks me up.
Barton Brothers stick together. Considering they are all they have left.
This Charity/Paddy conversation is all types of funny and wrong.
Vanessa jumping to look through the window cracked me up. It’s something I’d do. *laughs into my bubble wrap*
Vanessa and Daz? Ok then? This won’t go well at all.
Robert! HEY BUDDY! MY LOVE!
Oh. Is Charity jealous? OH GOD THIS IS THE DATE FROM HELL!
I think Robert is excited no one is yelling at him.
Oh. So not cool to out someone Charity. NOT COOL. *judging look*
Robert knowing. He seemed to feel bad for Vanessa which is nice. He didn’t find it funny that Charity did that to her at all.
Oh good. More plot. PLOT PLOT PLOT.
The White Family aka Dead Weight Family
Oh good. Plot devices have told us where things are with them. Good to know. *goes back to sleep*
Lydia is a million times better than all the Whites. A MILLION TIMES BETTER.
Rebecca. You are stupid and have no business sense. You ran the business into the ground without Robert helping. I mean, come on. You are so stupid I can’t breathe. Let Chrissie look at it, you idiot. OH…smile about Lydia looking so sad again…I will punch you in the face.
Oh hey guys. Welcome back. I lost track of your plot.
Awwww…Daz fits right in! That’s was cute!
Awwww, the kid giving her change to him was adorable too.
The Café Crew
THE SAM AND LYDIA! My OTP! *heart eyes*
Awwwww. They are going to live together. Adorable.
Oh. Lydia! *BIG HUG*
SAM GOT STEVE A SUIT! EVERYONE ELSE IS CANCELLED ALL THAT MATTERS IS SAM AND LYDIA! ALL HAIL THE KING AND QUEEN OF EMMERDALE!
Leyla is a level of petty I’ve seen before…in me. *I feel you, Leyla. I feel you.*
Priya and Leyla. I want them to be friends again. Pete isn’t worth the fighting girls.
I love Leyla’s big jacket. *baby on board* So cute. *giggles like an idiot*
Shut up, Frank.
Vanessa does look good. I want that jacket! I love leather jackets. Random fact about me. Enjoy.
“David doesn’t really like me.” – WHY? I haven’t heard about this. Please explain to Amanda who is slow!
BABY BUMP SIGHTING!
“I’m going to die a lonely old spinster!” – Leyla (ME TOO! HIGH FIVE)
Maple Syrup? What? That was just dumb.
‘It’s Just Speculation!’
(Since we are in a holding pattern: Robert schemes, Whites Stupid, Robert Schemes, Whites Stupid…I’m going to post my favorite Robron Kisses and Christmas Scenes here! Enjoy!)
As per usual: Stay off the message boards, respect each other’s opinions, breathe, reboot and eat a Snickers. If you want to talk theory or the show come on over to my twitter and Tumblr @AmandaJ718
Until next time, see you around in Emmerdale!