This is going to be an emotional, long, crazy episode. So, the pre-show will be short.
ALL HAIL THE GOATS. THE GOATS OF EMMERDALE SHALL PREVAIL!
Anyway…lets crack on, shall we?
Sure. I always let my dead relatives hang out in my house before the funeral. I’ll tread cautiously here because of different customs.
Nana Barton? NEW CHARACTER?
Oh, Ross. Honey. *Tissues and Bubble Wrap for him!*
No middle name? Do people no do middle names anymore?
Tracy and Leyla. I get it. I had trouble sitting in front of my grandfather’s casket at his wake. It was…too much. No shame in not doing it. It’s just…it’s rough.
Tracy is getting me teary-eyed. *WRAPS MY HEART IN BUBBLE WRAP*
Pete. GET IT TOGETHER FOR THE FUNERAL AT LEAST.
Ha. The dialogue that we heard when they jerk broke onto the set and started filming random stuff.
Yeah. Finn always looked for the best in people except for Aaron because he had no problem sending him down the river. (I’m still bitter about that guys. I don’t care if he is dead. He wasn’t a saint. Yet…we all do this don’t we? Don’t speak ill of the dead? Hmm, interesting practice…no? Thoughts on this?)
Eric. ERRRICCC. *BUBBLE WRAPS ERIC TO BLANKETS* *RUNNING OUT OF BUBBLE WRAP. SEND HELP*
ROSS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BURNING?!?!
The Wishing Well
Belle is the voice of reason.
Zak. Your old values are killing me here. Listen to the girl. Nothing happened. Why? Liv is…well…you will all find out.
Sam looks freaked out. Oh no. Like I thought. Too soon.
I think I have Belles shirt.
SAM. That’s not what happened! Sigh. Whatever.
Here we go. It’s all coming together now. *glad to not hold in that spoiler anymore*
OH LOOK. Real parents. Look at that Liv.
I don’t think Pete had time to fully process the baby. Just saying.
Tracy! *Passes her a tissue*
“Two pages of smut!” – Tracy (AWWWWWWW! Cute)
The Café Crew
Nicola just cracked me up. “Weird but happy.”
Sam and Lydia. They are rushing. This won’t end well. Will it?
Oh god. They are going to get the wrong idea! *dun dun duuuunnn*
Moira is still not bonding. I don’t think so. God, that is a big baby. Cute as hell.
Adam is as lovely as ever. It’s just your brother Adam. Jackass.
Adam making it about him. Thanks. *I’m not in a good place with the character right now. So, get used to it*
God. Everyone is guilty. *DUN DUN DUUUUNNN*
The Pub Crew
Charity and Vanessa. That’s all I keep thinking about.
It’s all superheroes! PERFECT. *A happy tear comes out*
Diane is more involved in this storyline than her own stepsons. Thanks show.
Well. Leyla isn’t into burying the hatchet on this one Pryia. Eek. Moving on.
Everyone is dressed up. Cute.
Victoria is an asshole. Film at 11.
“Stranger things have happened.” – Faith (Yes. I agree.)
A nice shot of Jack Sugden. Was that an accident?
Gabby feels too obvious. No?
Oh god. Faith. EEEEK.
Well, Cain. Come on. It’s obvious that you are the obvious choice here. Also, too obvious.
Some insight into Chas and Cain’s childhood.
Wow. Victoria. Your mind went right to Adam is guilty! Maybe you aren’t over things. Just saying.
Oh god. Vanessa is so drunk. STOP HER.
“Beaky Box” – *SNORTS*
Vanessa and Charity. Yup. That’s…a thing. *Shrug*
‘Who Pushed Emma?’ Mystery
A hard slap? Hmmmmm. That is new information we didn’t know about.
Ok, technically, TECHNICALLY, this comes from Justine (@BeautifulHusbands), but we think Pryia, Nicola or Laurel is who pushed Emma. Watch this space for more info.
Cain doesn’t know, but I think he thinks its Moira. Just by his expression. I don’t know.
Adam is still the village idiot. His stupid ass self will get himself or someone else in trouble. I can feel it.
I’m shocked no one has blamed Robert yet. Everyone does. OH! Aaron is out of town that is why that hasn’t happened yet. *History people. Wink* lol
ROSS. WHY ROSS WHY. WHY DO YOU HAVE EMMAS THINGS?!?!
THEY WOULD NOT INTERRUPT A FUNERAL! SERIOUSLY!?! WTF?!?! I’ve been to a few funerals where the police….I won’t finish that statement right now. *looks away*
SERIOUSLY. THIS IS FUCKED UP. Let them bury Finn in peace!
Nicola is the Emmerdale fandom while we wait for the funeral to start. HA.
The Lachlan and Finn ship LIVES! FOREVER AND EVER. AMEN. (I just quoted a freaking country song. I’m sorry)
How nice! The Whites are sitting behind The Bartons. Hmmm. Very interesting.
Nice Chrissie. *eye roll* Only Nicola can make jokes. Not you. Shut up.
Why did the show zoom in on Chrissie when Pete asked: “what mother kills her child?” *OHHHHHH OOOOOOOHHHH*
Then it zoomed in on Lachlan about shooting something…I lost track of Pete’s breakdown but OH MY GOD. LET SERIAL KILLER LACHLAN RISE!
Nicola. I LOVE HER SO MUCH.
Adam showed up after all. Later. Still, works.
The Dingles Van of Doom
DON’T GET IN THE VAN GERRY!
He is in the van. Gerry is in the van.
No, he isn’t Zak. You are an idiot.
Pigs don’t…I can’t. This is so dumb on so many levels.
HA! POINT ONE FOR GERRY! Isn’t everyone on this show from a farm except for the dead weight family and Tom?
Ok. Please. Make this stop. This is so stupid.
Oh god. Sanity showed up.
‘It’s Just Speculation!’
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Until next time, see you around in Emmerdale!