Welcome to the preshow. Goats. Let’s talk about the goats again.
Um, before I talk again about goats, just a friendly reminder. Tag your crap on Tumblr. Think twice about talking spoilers without protection. Some don’t want the STD called Darren. Just a friendly reminder from a fandom outsider. HE WANTS TO BE A WRITER FOR A MAGAZINE? Talk about liability and credibility issues. If I were to work for a magazine, I wouldn’t touch him with a 10-foot pole. If I worked for the BBC and ITV, I would never let clients go near that magazine until he was gone. I can’t trust the judgment of anyone there. Its mean but it’s true.
Alright, back to the GOATS. The goats should be regular characters that…wait…the show is starting? COME ON. People want to hear about the goats….
The Wishing Well
Did Cain get there with Kyle? We didn’t see that.
“Why can’t we have a normal relationship for once?” – Dream the dream, Lisa. Dream the dream.
Liv is herIt’sperson Zak. Deal. *wink*
Cain and Moira are so stubborn. It drives me up a wall.
Lydia is awesome. NO FIRING LYDIA! I get why he sacked her though.
Lydia. Honey. *BUBBLE WRAPS MY FAVORITE GIRL*
Lydia is still hung up on Steve. Which, could be a problem for Sam down the line.
OH MY GOD. SAM! *HEART EYES*
Oh my god. Sam is pulling a Chandler! HE IS PULLING A CHANDLER!
Sam and Lydia. My heart. My love. You are my OTP. *fangirl sighs*
AWWWWWWWW! They are bonding over their dead spouses.
LYDIA AND SAM ARE ENGAGED!
Adam is very into that baby. He and Victoria are perfect for each other. *eye roll*
Moira. Oh god. She is in trouble, isn’t she? Everyone is into the baby but her.
Shut up, Adam. You are the worst right now.
I like Kylie too. She is awesome!
I love how each Barton brother is in different stages of the grieving process.
YEAH PETE! Be like Ross. Threaten ladies in your own home!
Like others in my family, I will be cremated because I refuse to put my family through this part of the funeral. Its cruel and not cool. I’d rather they do the church thing and then get drunk and cry. That’s the Irish way.
OH SHIT. THE NOTE WASN’T FOUND AFTER ALL! KNEW IT.
Bring on the ‘Who Pushed Emma?’ story.
The Mill/The Bubblegum Set
Gabby is acting weird. Maybe because of Gerry? Something is going on there.
Doug is now the babysitter.
Magic Rod? No. NOOOOOO.
Yeah. Use all the alcohol. Aaron will notice you idiots.
Do you kids EVER go to school?
Great. Everyone gets to enjoy The Mill but the guy who paid to make it that awesome. GREAT. *bleh*
Gabby is into Gerry. Why? You have terrible taste in men.
Gabby. Something is up with Gabby. It’s confusing.
Liv. Honey. I’d be sick too if I had to kiss Gerry.
Since when are those two mates? Eh, whatever. I’ll go with it.
Oh no. Seriously. THAT IS NOT WHAT IS HAPPENING. Poor Gerry.
I don’t know. Call Robert? He knows how to handle this. He has seen her like this before. *eye roll* Right, Robert is evil now. Whatever. Fucking stupid.
The Pub Crew
Bob and Charity crack me up. Can we just listen to them talk? I’ll watch that.
Why does Diane feel bad? She couldn’t have known what was happening.
HEY. PETE. BACK THE FUCK OFF DIANE. She didn’t know how fucked up your family was. She has her own fuck up family to worry about.
I love this group of people. Bob, Leyla, and Diane. We don’t see them together often. I love this actually.
I do love that Charity, for all her fluttering about how much she hates love, she worries when her family is in pain over love. It’s very cute.
‘It’s Just Speculation!’
As per usual: Stay off the message boards, respect each other’s opinions, breathe, reboot and eat a Snickers. If you want to talk theory or the show come on over to my twitter and Tumblr @AmandaJ718
Until next time, see you around in Emmerdale!