Welcome to the preshow! I hope everyone is enjoying this week of Emmerdale so far! I personally think it has been amazing and everything is coming together now. Well, the Emma/Barton Family stuff is coming together beautifully. Some people complained that the Emma story went on too long except I don’t agree. Soap stories run differently than the typical sitcom/night dramas with 22 set episodes. Soaps have four weeks/12 months’ worth of time to fill (give or take). That is when things get stretched. It happens, and it gets annoying, but that is what the other storylines are for. They are there to give us something else to focus on for a while as they build the big stories. Laying down the brick if you will. It sucks while you are in the middle of it, but once everything comes together you can look back in amazement at the things you missed (unless you are on Tumblr. No one misses anything on there!)
If any of that made sense to you, you get a cookie. Congratulations.
Now, on with the show!
I REALLY WANT FLOATING HEADS. (As a new opening. Not random floating heads. Oh…that got weird.)
That bridge is where Emma takes her last breath…isn’t it?
Oh. FINN. God.
Both Barton Brothers are me when hung over.
Oh. HEY. Scared yet, Pete? Also, Vic doesn’t hide the lead at all, does she? *laughs*
Emma can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Cause she’s…
Oh wow. Hello James. Welcome back. *wink*
I see Victoria believes at face value…again. Hmmmm.
Ah. They are going to make this hurt. Aren’t they?!?! *Bubble wraps myself. Bubble wrap can’t save Finn now.*
NOOOOOOOOO! STUPID PHONE CHARGE. WHAT THE HELL!
Cain and Harriet found him! WOW. That brings Finn to the hospital and to Moira! *I SEE YOU SHOW. I SEE YOU*
Moira in a coma. At least she is still with us.
Yeah, Adam looks really excited about his new brother. I’ll give him a break. It’s crazy right now.
HEY. EVEN MOIRA GETS A HOSPITAL SET! *HA. Suck it, Rebecca*
Um…Adam. Stop threatening. Looks bad.
Wow. That is a fully grown baby. Also, there is so many alarms bells going off in my head right now.
Victoria. Shut the fuck up. Once again…you are butting in where you aren’t wanted. Pete has a lot to wrap his head around. SERIOUSLY SO MANY ALARM BELLS ARE GOING OFF IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW.
Oh. Hey Emma! *WTF*
So, let me get this straight. Pete is allowed to talk about his feelings about the kid, but Robert isn’t allowed to yet? *ANGRY GRUNTS*
VICTORIA. SHUT UP. It’s not your kid. You won’t have one until you dump Adam. Get used to it.
Adam. You are a god, damn idiot. *punches him to get him to shut up*
Awwww, Cain called Moira a Dingle. *heart eyes* *Coira moment*
Cain knows. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
Ross. Oh god. Look at him. *Takes out Bubble Wrap*
*BUBBLE WRAP EVERYONE*
Is Emma STEALING THE BABY?!?! COME ON.
WHAT IS GOING ON!!!
“Emma Barton is not our problem!” – UMMMMMMMM Cain. She is everyone’s problem now.
She is talking to James. I knew it. I knew it would get here. LOVE IT SO MUCH.
The Police Station
That is a pretty interrogation room.
Adam. Dude. Stop talking. You are going to make it worse.
DUDE….DUDE….IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT. Adam is officially the Village Idiot! That is what I’m calling him. Adam is now the Village Idiot.
‘It’s Just Speculation!’
As per usual: Stay off the message boards, respect each other’s opinions, breathe, reboot and eat a Snickers. If you want to talk theory or the show come on over to my twitter and Tumblr @AmandaJ718
Until next time, see you around in Emmerdale!