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People, who enjoy ruining the enjoyment of a show through forcing spoilers onto them? Not cool. I won’t stand for it. Also, here is a nice rule for being on social media (I don’t always follow it but I try)
The Thomas Family/Lydia
Wow. No one screws with Gabby’s family. Love it.
STEVE! Hey buddy! What’s up? I love that damn bird.
Laurel is going to visit her sister. Hmmmm. I guess Laurel is off the ‘could die list.’
OH wow. A rainbow. Ashley looking out for Gabby and the family maybe? *Thanks to Justine for that added comment. I was about to go all double rainbow on people.*
I want to know about Steve! Come back! OH. Bye, Steve!
Awwww, I love Laurel. She just needs a break. Don’t blame her.
Oh boy. Arthur was close to telling her everything.
The Café Crew
Paddy is so giddy about stealing Marlon’s date. Its half funny and half stupid. So, comic relief plot ahoy!
All of Emma’s kids have had enough of her.
Look at that Arthur. *HIGH FIVES HIM*
I just saw a background on Bob’s family. He doesn’t have anyone around anymore. It’s kind of sad. No Viv or his seven children.
Work hard to get rid of Bernice Kerry.
Nudist Rambling?!?! Kerry. This can’t end well. *SNORTS
Chrissie hiding out on the stairs was so silly. I’m kind of into it.
Oh god. I thought that was Carly for a minute. I got so confused.
Chrissie and Kerry are adorable together. STOP IT SHOW. STOP MAKING ME CARE.
Bernice. Stop it. Kerry is one of the best! Not cool. I mean I get it but not cool.
Chrissie and Kerry: I love this friendship. DAMN SHOW.
So, let me get this straight. Chrissie is sticking around here but still going back home to help out with the business? What? I’m missing something here.
The Pub Crew
Gerry trying to get a room is funny. Is Gerry sticking around for long?
Lachlan kicking him out of the village? You don’t have that right. *BOOO*
Vanessa is very invested in Paddy and Marlon lately. Why?
WOW. WOW Paddy. *SNORTS WITH LAUGHTER*
“They are looking at me funny.” “That’s the general look around here.” *HA HA HA*
I think this lady should run for the hills. RUN LADY RUN. Emmerdale is all types of screwed up. SAVE YOURSELF LADY! *wink*
OH. Hello. Paddy.
I feel like doing anything bad in a church means instant hell. Just saying.
That DAMN WINDOW. *Snorts coffee out my nose*
OH MY GOD. Gabby. That is awesome. Terrible but awesome. I got your back girl.
Oh good. Gabby got out. OH CRAP. Ashley’s cross. NO. She lost it! NOOOO!
Paddy this person sounds crazy. RUN. RUN FOR THE HILLS.
She is way too into this. Think it through Paddy.
This is so stupid. I’m dying over here.
OH NO. She is going to rob him or something.
Paddy deserves this one. Leave him there. *HA*
I like Belles outfit. Cute. I’d wear that. *Vain*
I think Robert just texted him. OH HEY ROBERT. Whats up?
Emma is starting to unravel now. Here we go.
Emma is praying and lots of James stuff around. Including the cross. Oh god. This won’t end well. HELLO SUPER SOAP WEEK.
Oh boy. Gabby is in the crosshairs now. *BUBBLE WRAP HER AND MYSELF*
‘It’s Just Speculation!’
As per usual: Stay off the message boards, respect each other’s opinions, breathe, reboot and eat a Snickers. If you want to talk theory or the show come on over to my twitter and Tumblr @AmandaJ718
Until next time, see you around in Emmerdale!