Welcome to the preshow. What am I itching to write about today?
1) The White Family isn’t some precious innocent being. It’s a family that has lived in destruction since it was introduced. For the magazines and fans to suddenly act like Lachlan is an angel and is being ‘used by the devil’ is stupid. Beyond stupid. The White Family isn’t a family to be protected. They are annoying and now feel like the ultimate plot devices the show ever had. They need to be thrown out sooner than later.
2) Its ok to dislike an actor and or character. That’s fine. Just don’t be an asshole about it. I know it can be easy to be (I fall into the trap all the time) but just don’t be an asshole. Find your little corner and dislike the character/actor but don’t go looking for pro-actor/character groups and start drama. It is stupid and makes me want to run from fandom even more.
3) Magazines are making Robert some ‘devil’ and ‘evil villain’ even when he isn’t because the show has no one for the magazines to sell as a villain. ‘WAIT! What about Emma, Amanda?’ Emma is a villain but she is a fun villain to watch and a lot of us are interested in her story. She isn’t a 2D villain much like Robert isn’t a 2D villain either. That is a hard sell and the magazines need to appeal to every type of reader (especially the casual ones). So, they make things look worse than they are. Also, I’m convinced Insider Soap hates Emmerdale in general. Just a feeling.
That’s it. On with the show!
I’m bitter today so…god help the characters I have problems with today. I’m not in the mood.
The pictures in the pub they have been promoting for weeks shows she does she knock that shit off Emmerdale. Even the GA knows she will be fine. *makes inappropriate gesture*
Oh. If Aaron is chasing dick and Liv is trying to hold on for dear life like the show is claiming, then Aaron looks bad. So, it’s not happening this week. Relax
Oh, look. He isn’t even that cute. Come on show. At least try. *eye roll*
Paddy needs to take a seat. Shut the fuck up Paddy. You don’t care about Aaron. Where the hell have you been then.
Liv woke up and once again Robert is on the outside. Sigh. Wake me up when all of this is over. It’s lame. Also, FILLER.
Robert on the outside breaks my heart. Trying to listen in. *BUBBLE WRAPS ROBERT AND MY HEART* *I’M RUNNING OUT OF BUBBLE WRAP*
Aaron, you should be angry with her! She has done this before! COME ON. BE A PARENT. My parents would be pissed if I did this again and then did something about it. Aaron can’t baby her anymore. Time to start talking about her drinking problem.
They weren’t acting loved up at all. I’m confused. So confused. I know Liv is a child but come the fuck on. I’m really close to taking a very long break from the show. It’s getting to be too much for me.
You know. Kicking Robert while he is down while Aaron runs around with an ugly doctor isn’t my idea of a good time. At all. I’m sincerely pissed off right now. PISSED OFF.
It’s too much. Stop kicking Robert. His soul is already dead. Like mine.
Oh goodie. More Saint Aaron and more Evil Robert. *fuck off*
Oh, Liv likes the doctor or as I call him, Waste of our time.
Wow. Liv turned on Robert quick. *Thanks, show*
Yeah, Rebecca is mother of the year. *fuck her*
Robert loves Liv a lot. It’s adorable.
Belle is back. Hey Belle!
Too much trashbag. This episode gets an F.
The Café Crew
Nicola and Jimmy. What’s up my dears! *hugs them*
Laurel! This is a good day in the café! I adore her too!
Adam isn’t by Aarons side? I thought he was all about Aaron and cared so much about him. Hmmmm. Same with Victoria. Something is wrong.
The Pub Crew
Debbie didn’t seem to care that Rebecca was there. Wow. What great friends. They aren’t listening to Debbie at all.
WHO GIVES A FLYING CRAP. They are dead in the water.
Oh. These two could care less about Liv. They cared more about the unborn baby than Liv. *Fuck them*
Debbie and Ross. *yawn*
Debbie wants to away. *yawn*
‘It’s Just Speculation!’
As per usual: Stay off the message boards, respect each other’s opinions, breathe, reboot and eat a Snickers. If you want to talk theory or the show come on over to my twitter and Tumblr @AmandaJ718
Until next time, see you around in Emmerdale!