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Emmerdale Live and Organized – August 11, 2017

Friday! Let’s finish this week out Emmerdale with a strong episode! You got this inside of you. I have faith in you. *Claps like a cheerleader on too much caffeine*

I think the show needs a new opening. I like the floating heads and chicken and sheep. Shut up. I like weird things. DEATH BY SPRAY TAN: The leading cause of death in New Jersey. I can say that because I’m from New Jersey and my Irish self is pale as hell. *living a good life*

David/Tracy/Leyla

Leyla. Come on. Guys. Don’t yell. Nothing will change by yelling. Thank you, Vanessa.

Oh crap. They don’t know.

“He likes his breakfast in bed!” – Oh wow. Nice set up Tracy. *laughs*

Hey, David. Looking good. *wink*

I seriously love this little family. They are adorable and I will hurt anyone who hurts them.

UM. UUUMMMM….LEYLA. NO. He isn’t a good man. HE ISN’T A GOOD MAN RIGHT NOW. It’s a soap. He will be good down the line.

AWKWARD. AWKWARD Leyla. This will end badly. SO BADLY.

The Pub Club

Marlon is my mother. Index finger all the way.

I love The Beach Boys too Charity. I think she is using them for evil purposes though. *EVIL STARE*

Charity is up to no good. *evil smile*

Times Shares. Just say no. No. Bad investment.

Faith is in the middle of it all. LOVE IT. I adore it. I adore her.

Oh god. Everyone in this town falls for the time share scheme too easily. It’s kind of sad.

Charity’s middle names: Collateral Damage.

Oh, Charity. *shakes head* I adore you but damn. DAMN.

Charity. Seriously. She reads EL James. Calling it now.

Harriet in the background.

I ship Charity and Ross. COME AT ME, BRO.

Jacob/Josh

On the run. DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!

I won’t lie. Are Jacob and Josh a baby version of Aaron and Adam?

You two have people who will protect you at home guys. Even you Josh. Is Josh related to Jason by the way?

Smart move Jacob. Smart move. Go with him, Josh. OH NO.

The Bartons

Look who is back! Finn. Fun.

Yes, we need all the help we can get to find Jacob and Josh. Even the Bartons can help.

Oh geez, Emma. Coming in hot there. Lets cool down now. It’s like you are guilty or something?

Ha. Too many ghosts. Say your last goodbyes. ANVIL PEOPLE. ANVILS everywhere.

“Grandchildren?” Plural? What? What is happening here?

HISS. Laurel isn’t drinking you block head.

The sons are getting worried. Ross isn’t this smart. Stop writing him that way show. *Waits for Ross fans to beat me up*

‘It’s Just Speculation!’

(Me at the ‘anons’)

As per usual: Stay off the message boards, respect each other’s opinions, breathe, reboot and eat a Snickers. If you want to talk theory or the show come on over to my twitter and Tumblr @AmandaJ718 (I’m a simple person at heart.)

Until next time, see you around in Emmerdale!

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