Say goodbye to July, everyone! Next time we see Emmerdale it will be August(Ok…a little bit of July)! Eek! Anyway, let’s see what this Friday episode brings us!
WHO IS IN THE RANGE ROVER? I NEED GUESSES PEOPLE. LOVELY PEOPLE.
Everything is fine. EVERYTHING IS FINE.
*Pulls out Bubble Wrap and a shot*
GUILTY!?!?! I didn’t see that coming! YES! Rhona! You won!
What is his sentence?!? (oh no. It won’t be good enough.)
FIVE YEARS! Something seems off. I can’t…its too easy. Too easy. Something is coming.
Lisa! *BIG HUGS*
Anyone seen Martha in awhile? Here she is.
Alright. This wrapped up way too easy. WAY TOO EASY. Something is up, and something is coming.
Paddy and Rhona *heart eyes*
The White Family
Why is Gerry still there? Didn’t he get kicked out yesterday?
CHRISSIE. THAT IS YOUR UNCLE. *what are you…a Dingle?*
STOP FLIRTING. It’s creeping me out. OH MY GOD. NO KISSING. NO KISSING.
We all want to erase that almost kiss from our memories.
The Café Crew
Well, that storyline is over. Ok then. Harriet being stabbed was for nothing. Awesome. *shrugs*
Moira! Moira is back everyone! Coira! We had a little mini Coira! *rejoice*
Bob and Laurel are on the case! Bob is reluctantly on the case. *HA*
LAUREL! That’s my girl. She is on the case.
So, I guess Robert and Rebecca are having lunch. I knew this was supposed to happen so just got to be zen about it. They do have a child on the way. Have to be nice to each other.
Hey, Adam…did Victoria stop you from seeing Vanessa? No? SHUT UP. As much as we all hate it, Robert has the right to talk to Rebecca. Bleh. Let guess. Adam will run to Aaron and say Robert was having lunch with her. Is that a crime now? Well, I guess if you are Adam it is. Also, Rebecca is the only one that will give Robert the time of day. IT SUCKS.
You know. Aaron told Robert to get involved. Robert didn’t because he didn’t want to hurt Aaron. However, that is his kid. How could he not be interested in it? (Look I sound like Rebecca calling the child ‘it’). Now that he is going to go all in for the kid’s sake…he is evil? FUCK OFF. Robert isn’t a mind reader. He may know Aaron the best, but he can’t read his mind. Again…COMMUNICATION. BOTH OF THESE IDIOTS. I swear.
God. Adam is on his own personal asshole tour today. Adam…don’t you have a marriage to save? I swear. BUTT THE HELL OUT OF IT.
Look at how excited he was to hear about Aaron coming home! *aww…this is going to hurt*
More Coira! YES. KEEP IT COMING SHOW.
“Harriet thinks she sold her soul to the devil!” “I did once.” – *SIGH* MY FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME IS PLAYING OVER THIS SCENE. COIRA LIVES.
Laurel and Bob: Detectives! *theme song plays*
‘It’s Only Speculation!’
What do you think? Tell me below or shoot over a tweet @AmandaJ718!
As usual, ignore the message boards. Be good to each other. Breathe. Reboot. Eat a Snickers.
Until next time, see you around in Emmerdale!